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Novacaine

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AAA: Requiem for La Parka?

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Summerslam Night 2

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Summerslam Night 1

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AEW All In 2025

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Saturday Night's Main Event

I've still got some wrestling crap to catch up on, although considering the past week, it might be nicer to stay in the past, rather than persist in the Hulkster-less present. It's a gloomy post-Ho...

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Amazing Comics - Daredevil by Brubaker Vol 1

I took a moment out of my busy life being tossed around by the fates in a storm of chaos to sit down and talk about a comic book. Too much is happening in this life and there is much that weighs up...

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WWE Evolution

Looks like they did another one of these for some reason. It's the second WWE all ladies show. The first one was in 2018. Why did they wait so long to do another one? I don't know. Why do another o...

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Night of Champions

It's wrestling time again. It's always wrestling time and it never isn't. Too much damn wrestling this weekend. I barely survived just watching it all. Hold on, this one isn't even from this last w...

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A Complete Unknown

They say music biopics are all the same. There's a rise and a fall with all these tired beats, as predictable as the pop music they're centered around. But that's because every story of success View Post

ATM

Not even the Josh-Man, Josh can save this joint from being stunk up by this slimy turd. In this one Josh forgets to build a door on a little ATM building, which apparently is a thing that exists so...

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Good American Family

This is miserable and shouldn't be watched by anyone but the most morbidly curious, and deranged true crime addicts desperate to get their fix of other people's suffering. It's the story of what ha...

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Bill and Ted Face The Music

This is a movie about Keanu Reeves attempting to tap in to a character played by his much younger self, and being visibly uncomfortable about it the whole time. This man has simply lived too much t...

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Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret.

This is a movie for girls, but i watched it anyway because nothing matters in this damn crapping hell. I'm basically an animal at the trough at this point, gorging on whatever pig slop is in front ...

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Smile 2

hee hee ha ha ho ho here's a happy little stinky horror movie about an ugly monster with bullshit powers that's gonna getcha. Don't even try to escape the smile demon cause he's gonna crawl up your...

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The Color Purple

It's time for the real shit. The realest, most hardcore shit on the planet. I'm talking about The Color Purple, son. A movie so good it will make you black and a woman, and you'll have to watch Co...

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a 4th of July Hot Dog.

I don't know what the hell there is to celebrate about this nation of player hation, but before I get deported for being a revolutionary and sticking it to the man my entire life, here's a legendar...

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Money In The Bank 2025

Yeah it's money in the bank alright. Now we know how the money gets in the bank. Ads. Ads on the ring, ads on the barricade, ads on the turnbuckles, ads on the lADders. Pretty soon...

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WWE AAA World's Collide

Just like the good old days, the WWE has consumed another wrestling promotion. This is AAA, Mexico's biggest and baddest lucha fuckfest, featuring a bunch of guys I don't care about or can't rememb...

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The First Omen

This was another attempt at filming something in one smooth take that I wouldn't have to edit, but now that I'm home, it gets to have a dope background, because it's a dope video and it deserves a ...

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Dude Bro Party Massacre 3

I watched this with a group of friends a few weeks ago slightly drunk and extremely high, which i imagine is what the filmmakers intended. The guy in the thumbnail is literally me watching this mov...

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Tetsuo The Iron Man

Here's a short review or rather a simple recommendation for one of my favorite movies to watch when I'm stoned and alone at 3 am browsing the free streaming apps. There's not much that needs to be ...

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KPop Demon Hunters

I know even less about Korean music than I know about Korean film, and I only know two things about Korean film. Every movie about Korea is a bouncy, silly animated movie about having feel...

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Nimona

I know what you're thinking, me. Yuck and no thanks. One look at this character, the art style, and the expression on it's face is enough. Nimona isn't just Tumblrcore, Tumblrcore is Nimona View Post

Sisu V. Reacher - Deadly Double Feature

Not all one man armies are built the same. Sisu and Reacher are both unstoppable killing machines but I'd rather get killed by SIsu any day, because i know Reacher would just be insufferably smug a...

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outside yelling about Backlash

This one can barely be called a review. It's mostly just me enjoying the outside by incoherently babbling as loud as I want and kicking at wasps. There's not a whole lot to mention about the show a...

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Fashionably Late Wrestlemania Video

I was out of town so this one's old news. Fortunately, my highly intellectual observations and furious ranting tirades are as timeless as Toni Storm's ass, and as inspirational as Bayley's ass. You...

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Chronologically Confused about DK Bonanza

In this one I am forced into a complete mental collapse by this new Donkey Kong game, which looks really cool and amazing, but also appears to be a chronological clusterfuck that throws established...

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X-Box Games of Tomorrow

The world is a toilet and video games are the blue stuff that makes it stink less. Here's my thoughts and feelings on some upcoming X-Box games. Raw and unfiltered, silly and sarcastic, stupid and ...

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Sinners

Hell yeah. This was the dopest, wokest, freshest fucking joint I ever smoked. Something bold, new and e...

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