I apologize to myself for watching this. Don't even go near it. Unless you feel like it. I mean, it won't kill you. But it's a poopy movie that belongs in a toilet and I got too much going on to ev...
2024-12-29 20:41:15 +0000 UTC View Post
The year's not over yet, and i still have some Christmas Content to cram down your chimney holes. Here's the best obscure holiday horror picture i discovered this year. A proto-Home Alone with a li...
2024-12-28 21:25:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Seasons BEATINGS boys and GHOULS. It's time for a CrUELTIDE Tale from the Christmas Crypt with that nasty little freak the CrytptKEepr, and he's not even t...
2024-12-25 00:28:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm taking ya back to the most important Christmas since the first one, the first one with The Simpsons. This is episode 1, and frankly the birth of this show blows the birth of Christ out of the w...
2024-12-24 04:26:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm not done talking about The Ninja Turtles, or Christmas, or The Ninja Turtles doing a Christmas. In addition to the crappy musical one that everybody loves to shit on, there's also a good 2024-12-24 01:21:13 +0000 UTC View Post
It was always bound to happen one year, and that year is this year. I, the man who loves the Ninja Turtles more than any man, woman, or child, am finally celebrating Christmas with the infamous 90s...
2024-12-23 23:31:48 +0000 UTC View Post
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW HEEEEEEEREE GOES!
It's true, Kenan and Kel once did a Christmas, and now it's my job to do a Christmas by talking about it. Ho Ho Ho and Schlingen Puun to all the...
2024-12-23 21:45:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh boy, I love dark ugly movies where i can't see anything. I love when the whole flick is based around a deformed monster lady that you never once get a good look at it. There truly is nothing bet...
2024-12-19 19:52:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Nic Cage in this movie plays the kind of moaning, groaning, raving, raging, screamin and hollerin psycho freak that I'm becoming after living with stitches in my mouth for 2 weeks. We must have the...
2024-12-19 18:33:37 +0000 UTC View Post
What if you could return to the you that you see in your mind's eye? The unchanging marble statue of youth with the perky pillows and cute caboose. How horny would you be then? Probably pretty horn...
2024-12-19 17:10:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It's true, even Hey Arnold has some stinkers, and most of them are about Sid. This lovable little idiot is funny in episodes that involve the whole cast, but episodes centered on him suck, because ...
2024-12-18 22:17:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's another wild and wacky Hey Arnold video with another wonderful work-of-art thumbnail for ya. This is my job now, I've decided. I will never stop ranting about Hey Arnold.
I love Hey A...
2024-12-17 19:22:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Cowabunga, cretins. I'm still surfing the criterion channel on high-brow waves of classic cinema, real...
2024-12-01 05:34:59 +0000 UTC View PostIt took 20 years but Eli Roth finally made a movie that isn’t completely horrible, and it’s still not as good as the fake trailer he made for it 20 years ago. This was his one good idea that he...
2024-11-29 05:30:11 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the one true Thanksgiving special, all others are mere pretenders. If you don’t love Garfield get the fuck out of my house, and get the Hell off my planet.
2024-11-29 05:29:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Goddamn, son. We kickin it oldschool with this one. Going all the way back to the 1970s with the original homie Charlie muthafuggin Brown. Whoop Whoop.
2024-11-29 05:28:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Classic Simpsons, where Bart learns the greatest lesson of all. Everyone will always be mad at you for no reason and will never forgive you and it’s all your fault America has lost it’s way. Wo...
2024-11-29 05:27:37 +0000 UTC View Post
AAAAAAAAWWWWWW HERE GOES!
A happy and hungry Thanksgiving to all of you in this impoverished nation where a box of cereal costs 35 dollars, and nobody's inside with their families cause...
2024-11-28 18:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone sexy and cool gifted me a Criterion Channel account so I can watch some actual cinema, instead ...
2024-11-17 12:45:47 +0000 UTC View Post
One Missed Call
I didn’t understand what the hell was going on in this movie but it w...
2024-11-17 11:11:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I recorded this one before the Halloween episode, but I posted that video first because it's bigger and fatter and juicier. This was more of a warm up than anything, I was just getting back into th...
2024-11-09 00:15:35 +0000 UTC View Post
That's right. Here's an actual normal, non-silly review of a current thing. It just happens to be an extremely silly terrifier movie. I didn't do that on purpose, it just worked out that way. What ...
2024-11-07 01:18:44 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a quick little silly happy wrestle pod for 3 dollar and up patrons, a proof of concept for these new tiers I'm doing. Sadly it's another damn stinking stupid Saudi show that no one one Earth...
2024-11-06 23:08:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Shudder is the only paid streaming service I allow to have a place in my life. In addition ...
2024-11-01 04:54:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Look upon the hateful face of this fucky man. That mean lookin fuk is Mr. Kim Ki-Duk. I discovered this...
2024-11-01 04:47:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh look, an actual review, by me, the best reviewer on the planet when i actually give a shit, and you can tell i give a shit because I've once again created the greatest thumbnail anyone's ever se...
2024-10-31 04:23:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been playing the silent hill 2 remake, and i have many opinions that you will probably hear at some point. But first, here's a Bonus Crow Glow of the original Silent Hill 2, by which i mean th...
2024-10-30 21:29:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Feast your peepers on this, my 5 dollar freaks. The first of many extra-exclusive glows. Here's the actual best Silent Hill game, presented in glorious Glow Crow Mode. In other words my capture car...
2024-10-30 21:27:15 +0000 UTC View Post
