Midnight Pals: Dad Jokes
Stephen King: so i was down at the bookstore and they were throwing my books around
Dean Koontz: oh no! why were they doing that?
King: well dean
Koontz: they could damage the books!
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Midnight Pals: Substack Attack
Thomas Monteleone: hey everyone you may remember how last year i got really mad about the blacks and the trans
Monteleone: but I've had a year to think about it
Monteleone: and I've decided t...
Midnight Pals: The Monkey's Paw
WW Jacobs: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the monkey's paw
Jacobs: it's about a monkey paw that grants wishes
King: sounds great!
Jacobs: no...
Midnight Pals: 10,000 pounds of Spaghetti
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: what newssss?
Rowling: allisssson how goess the lawsssuit againssst ssstonewall?
Allison Bailey: GREAT NEWS!...
Midnight Pals: Poltergeist
Steven Spielberg: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of the poltergeist
Spielberg: now unfortunately, i'm kinda committed to tell a different story over at ...
Midnight Pals: Feral
Gemma Amor: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the feral
Amor: ladies, let me ask you
Amor: the things we do to be pretty, ugh!
Amor: wouldn't it b...
Midnight Pals: Ghoul Rules
Brian McNaughton: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the throne of bones
McNaughton: ok so get this what if there was a whole giant necropolis full of gh...
Midnight Pals: Election
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: how goesss the election?
Rowling: did we win?
Posie Parker: good news!
Parker: if words meant the opposi...
Midnight Pals: Normal Conversation
JK Rowling: sso i was talking to a real life friend who exisstss (he'ss jusst sstanding right outsside of frame) and i assked him do you know what the bepenissed lessbians are doing to the ssoil
Midnight Pals: Tragic Romance
King: gosh joanne sure has been trending a while on twitter
King: like, for almost a week straight
Poe: oo
Poe: er
Poe: that's
King: yeah that's not good
Poe: that's very ba...
Midnight Pals: Pickles
Zach Cregger: big news, everyone!
King: oh! are you doing another Barbarian movie?
Cregger: bigger than that!
Cregger: grillos pickles come in a screw top jar now!!!
King: oh nice t...
Midnight Pals: Possession
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: sso bad newsss
Rowling: i'm posssesssed by a transsphobic demon but my cheap ssskinflint of a piece of shit of a hussband won't pay for an exorcisssm
Midnight Pals: Manifessstosss
Stephen King: hey guys aren't you all excited for the next cormoran strike novel?
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
King: boy, i sure hope robin and cormoran finally act on the re...
Midnight Pals: Fitness
[at the beach]
Sonia Greene: oh howard this was such a lovely idea!
Greene: a romantic seaside picnic and just the two of us!
Greene: and we've got your favorite food right here - untoast...
Midnight Pals: Invaginies
Joe Koch: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the invaginies
Stephen King: whoa joe that sounds kind of adult, is this appropriate for dean?
Koch: oh i...
Midnight Pals: The TV That Glowed
Jane Schoenbrun: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the glowing tv
Schoenbrun: it's about this kid who's obsessed with a 90s TV series called the pink op...
Midnight Pals: Rip Off Omens
Arkasha Stevenson: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the first omen
Stevenson: it's about a plot to breed the antichrist
King: wait this sounds fam...
Midnight Pals: Cats
Lilian Jackson Braun: ok so hear me out on this one
Braun: what if there was a cat that solved mysteries?
Rita Mae Brown: a cat that solved mysteries?!?!?
Carole Nelson Douglas: a...
Midnight Pals: Watchers
AM Shine: check this out, ishana night shyamalan is gonna retell my watchers story
Ishana Night Shyamalan: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the watche...
Midnight Pals: Musk Deer
M. Lopes da Silva: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the glitter deer
da Silva: what if elon musk got killed by a deer
da Silva: but not just any d...
Midnight Pals: A Major Award
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i have exccciting newsss
Rowling: I've jussst been awarded tablet magazine'sss new sssinai award
Rowling: this will make the perfect replacement for ...
Midnight Pals: Strange Stones
Edward Lee: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the strange stones
Mary SanGiovanni: me and ed wrote a cosmic horror
SanGiovanni: it's about this pro...
Midnight Pals: Stokercon Style
Brian Keene: feeling cute, might delete later
Stephen King: looking good, brian! Looking good!
Keene: oh my god
Keene: stephen king liked my suit!
Keene: i'm never changing this sui...
Midnight Pals: New Book
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i'd like you all to know about my new book
King: you wrote another harry potter book? awesome!
Rowling: no itsss not a harry potter book
Barker: oh j...
Midnight Pals: Full of Green Teaness
Sheridan Le Fanu: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the new drug scourge that's sweeping the nation, seducing our youth
Le Fanu: you know what i'm talk...
Midnight Pals: The Hashish Man
Poe: tonight, Lord Dunsany is going to tell a story
Lovecraft: Lord Dunsany!?
Lovecraft: Lord Dunsany is here?!?
Lovecraft: no no i'm not ready, i can't meet lord dunsany!
Poe: you'...
Midnight Pals: Men
Alex Garland: now this story is for the ladies
Garland: i feel like you'll really "get" it
Garland: it's feminist
Angela Carter: ah, good
Garland: it's about how men suck ass
Carter:...
Junji Ito has a voicemail from Lafcadio Hearn
Just some fun from the podcast, currently funding on Indiegogo as the ...
2024-05-21 17:41:48 +0000 UTC View PostMidnight Pals: Fat People
James H Longmore: after yesterday's incident, I'd like to offer a full and complete apology to the humorless scolds of the woke mob
Franz Kafka:
Kafka: well, good
Kafka: see that it doesn'...
Midnight Pals: The Surgery
James H Longmore: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of joe's unwanted penis
Longmore: it's a darkly humorous parody of the bruce jenner story
Poe: you m...