EDWARD NORTON's HIJINX, TJ'S FEARS, SOCIAL ANXIETY = DFF
Early access for merch tier
2025-09-02 01:27:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Early access for merch tier
2025-09-02 01:27:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Note the start time is a placeholder: it will begin after the public portion of Onion Nuggetz ends
https://streamyard.com/watch/u3DSCzKM3t7c
2025-08-29 18:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Going LIVE @ 5 pm EDT! Patrons only Rise and Fall of Howard Stern: Part 2 in next post
2025-08-29 18:25:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Listen up you greasy goblins— The merch tier about to close and we have a tantalizing offer for existing and new patrons!
If we get 10 more new or upgraded Merch Tier members this month, and TJ is gonna recreate Boogie eating an ENTIRE jar of mayo. That’s right, mayo dripping down his chin, mayo clogging his arteries, mayo haunting his dreams. You don’t want it… but you NEED it.
If we get 20 more new or upgraded Merch Tier Members TJ will face a reckoning! Scotty will force TJ to FINALLY to see how many tendies he can eat! Will he set a record… or will he shit his britches live on camera like a shame-soaked toddler at a county fair?
The Merch Tier already gets you exclusive goodies and sick-ass merch, but now it’s also your ticket to TJ’s public humiliation and possible digestive collapse.
All new merch tier members will also receive a signed Senor Tomat poster! Remember in three days the Merch Tier closes until November!
Mayo. Tendies. Shitted britches. LEGACY.
2025-08-29 17:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostPimpmunk Died - Trump Dying? - LilNasX Arrested - Paul's Third Party
2025-08-28 03:50:32 +0000 UTC View PostYouTube is bugging out hard (especially on YouTube Studio), and it's been this way for hours with no update from YouTube on the status of the issue. Out of caution we are going to delay the show until tomorrow. We'd rather not risk having massive lag spikes throughout the show or have it stop working on the viewer side of things in the middle of it.
2025-08-26 22:23:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Early access for merch tier
2025-08-17 18:21:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Early access for merch tier.
2025-08-17 18:11:53 +0000 UTC View PostWe will be taking this week off from streaming Onion Nuggetz. Patrons will get an exclusive DFF episode on Saturday.
2025-08-17 17:32:12 +0000 UTC View Post
For context about why we didn't do the show today. RIP Cornpop
2025-08-15 21:48:05 +0000 UTC View PostUnfortunately, a family emergency just came up and we will not be able to do the shows today. We will let you all know when we are able to plan making it up. We apologize for the short notice, and thank you for understanding.
2025-08-15 18:35:32 +0000 UTC View Post
LORD Economos has a message for all Patrons!
Fools! You have dallied long enough. The vault of Economos is about to slam shut, and when it does… your pitiful hands will grasp at nothing.
For too long, I have allowed you to bask in the glory of classic merch from Pessimist.co—shirts, mugs, and assorted human trinkets—at prices so low they insult my boundless greed. But the Age of Mercy ends now.
In 24 hours, I reclaim these treasures. They shall be locked away in my gilded vault for an eternity (or until I can squeeze even more gold from you).
Do you wish to suffer the eternal shame of saying, “I could have bought it… but I hesitated”? Or will you crawl to the altar of Economos, wallet in hand, and pay tribute before it’s too late?
This is your final chance, pathetic mortals. Obey. Spend. Bleed.
➡ Tribute Now at Pessimist.co
— Economos
Bloodthirsty God of Capitalism, Devourer of Paychecks, Hoarder of Souls and Sweatshop Profits
TRUMP TAKEOVER - GAY MARRIAGE TOAST - ALIENS ARE COMING - MATT WALSH FOR SOME REASON
2025-08-13 02:44:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Going LIVE @ 5 pm EDT!
TRUMP TAKEOVER - GAY MARRIAGE TOAST - ALIENS ARE COMING - MATT WALSH FOR SOME REASON
2025-08-12 19:26:36 +0000 UTC View Post
The city of PessimistVille… and in it… our heroes unleash their most powerful weapon yet… BRAND NEW MERCH!
And right now, all merch is 20% OFF!
NEW MERCH HAS LANDED at pessimist.co
Citizens of PessimistVille… brace yourselves! A wave of fresh, chaos-infused gear has crashed into our store — and it’s louder, bolder, and weirder than ever.
But here’s the kicker… We’re giving away FREE MERCH to our favorite comments! Drop your funniest, most off-the-wall, or most heroic comment below. Make us laugh. Make us gasp. Make us say, “Yeah… this person deserves the goods.”
Winners will be handpicked and sent fresh gear straight from our lair to yours.
Comment now, citizens — the fate of PessimistVille (and your wardrobe) depends on it!
2025-08-12 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Going LIVE @ 5 pm EDT! Howard Stern portion in next post.
2025-08-08 18:55:01 +0000 UTC View PostHuge thanks to everyone who tuned in live tonight for Part 1 of The Rise and Fall of Howard Stern. What was supposed to be one show turned into two because let’s face it, there’s way too much insanity to cram into a single episode.
Next Friday, we’re back with Part 2. It’s going to be louder, crazier, and maybe just a little more inappropriate… exactly how it should be. Don’t miss it.
2025-08-08 06:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
¡Hola Tomatinos!
The sacred poll has closed — and Vox Populi, the thunderous voice of the people, has echoed across the vast Pessimist Productions Empire, louder than a thousand Boogies slurping down a jar of mayo!
You, our glorious Patreons and esteemed YouTube Members, have spoken — and your will shall be done. The next Deep Fat Fried deep dive shall be: The Rise and Fall of Howard Stern a tale of radio rebellion, unfiltered glory, and a descent into blandom.
Gracias for voting with such convictiona! This isn’t just another episode — it’s a people-powered expedition into the heart of shock jock madness.
¡Viva la Vox Populi! ¡Viva los Tomatinos!
2025-08-07 00:57:17 +0000 UTC View PostCenk Jubilee - Boogie2988 Marriage - MTG Disses GOP
2025-08-06 04:17:21 +0000 UTC View PostThis Friday, we’re bringing you a brand-new live episode of Deep Fat Fried — and you get to decide the topic!
Patrons and YouTube Members can vote now, and the topic with the most votes will become this week’s exclusive live episode, streaming Friday only for Patrons.
Cast your vote and control the chaos!
2025-08-06 01:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Going LIVE @ 5 pm EDT! Cenk Jubilee - Boogie2988 Marriage - MTG Disses GOP
2025-08-05 19:33:44 +0000 UTC View Post