SWE

Update: September 24th, 2018

Good evening my bedfellows!!!!!
My fellows whom I would share a bed with!
For sex and other bed time activies, like Jenga!

Alright, now that I touched the piece, I'm just gonna yank on it...

Update: September 17th, 2018

What it do, mah peeps. Y'all ready to date that up?
I mean, I wouldn't.
Crab fisherman have delved deep into her nethers to find a rich vein... of crabs... they're miners now... miners of crabs....

Update: September 10th, 2018.

Evenin' skillets, which were forged in the home.
Then used to lovingly make pancakes.
That's right, we're blacksmiths now.
That's why the episodes take so long.
We're forging iron.
LIK...

Update: September 3rd, 2018

Okay guys, here's the happy haps.

We're gonna break it down cause there's a lot more of you. Like a ridiculous amount of you. Thank you so much for your patronage. Like real talk? We wouldn't g...

SAOA Ep 13 Script

Enjoy!

Update: August 27th, 2018.

Super cereal face, you guys.

So as many of you may know... SAOA EPISODE 13 IS DOOOOOONE!!!!!
We had a blast premiering it on our Friday stream last week after the triumphant return of Soupca...

SAOA 13 + Google Drive Links

UPDATE 2: Gonna give Dropbox a shot. We can't find anything that says there's a view limit, but the video quality isn't the best. Hopefully this should work while waiting for the Google Drive's view l...

Update: August 20th, 2018.

Some kind of humourous greeting... which may or may not be directed at "the bois"...

Look, they can't all be gems. We can't just spit out hilarious rants every week. We gotta work on the episod...

Update: August 13th, 2018.

W- Where 

H- Have

A- All

T- The

I- Immaculate

T- Tits

D- Done

O- Off with the leavin' and whatnot

?- Question mark

That's what "What...

Update: August 6th, 2018

Heya, guys!

Got a quick update for you! I've got about 2 minutes of footage left to lip-sync before starting on SFX and music! That'll include a fair bit of visual editing (redrawing faces, drawing ...

Update: July 30th, 2018

Heya guys,

Not a hugely eventful week this time. Mostly just been editing SAOA as much as possible, and making pretty good progress as a result. Weird. Who knew? Anyway, I've got about a scene and a...

Update: July 23rd, 2018

Hi-diddly-ho, Neighbourinos!

Izzy here with your weekly dose of family-friendly fun from the Something Witty/Project Mouthwash TheCompoundTM!

Usually I do these things with Carrie, but she's ...

Update: July 9th, 2018

Hello, I'm BuddyVA and I'm here to take over Something Witty. You're welcome. I know how unlikable Carrie was, so I killed her. I'm doing you all a favor. Izzy's alright I guess. Mack is somewhere. Be...

Update: July 2nd, 2018

How y'all generous bitches doin?!!!!!
Good?
It better be good!
I'll fuckin kill you!
You deserve to be happy!

We were absolutely blown away (both emotinally and sexually) by you guy...

Update: June 25th, 2018

How does it do my slices of home?
Are you well?
Have you been eating properly?
You know what they say. "90 hotdogs a day keeps the doctor away... cause doctors don't work on dead people." Tha...

Update: June 18th, 2018

What do it, my fellows?! 

... 

I already fucked this up, didn't I?

Testicles.

Am I doing it? Am I updating?

Goddamn it, I don't know why this is so hard! I help wri...

Update: June 11th, 2018

Hey, so, remember when we gave you guys good news last week?
NEVER. FUCKIN. AGAIN!!!!
WE HAVE SPIT IN THE FACE OF THE EDITING GOD AND HE'S PISSED!!!
HE IS EXACTING RIGHTIOUS RETRIBUTION ON IZ...

Update: June 4th, 2018

Merry and good morrow, my fellows!!!!
Tis been many a moon cycle since we last coversed.

Pray thee get comfortable as I regail ye with a tale so very... yes.

So any-yee, during these ...

Update: May 28th, 2018

UPDAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!
Keeping you updated.
It's the update.
Where tasks are stated.
It's the update.
Carrie get fuckin' started, we've already waited.
Okay, you don't have to be a di...

Update: May 21st, 2018

My boiiiiiiiiiis!!!!!

It has been a very informative week.

INFORMATION THE FIRST!!!
It has come to my attention that some viewers wish to know some of the specifics regarding our prog...

Update: May 14th, 2018

What it do, my boiiis!

It's SWE's manager and world's second biggest Schmuck, Chase! I'm in BuddyVA's car and we're leaving Canada! By the way, we were in Canada! SWE had a productive work unit. We ...

Update: May 7th, 2018

You wanna be updated on what I'm doing??
GOD!!!
Every week with this.
What are you, my mom?!
GET OUTTA MY ROOM!!!!!!!

Okay, fine. If you MUST know...

We made a solid start on...

Update: April 30th, 2018

DO THE SCRIPT!!!
WRITE THE THING!!!!!

Is pretty much what's happening.

We noticed Izzy doing ridiculous things with his free time, like frolicking in the meadow... with its long sigh...

Update: April 23rd, 2018

What it do, my bois?!!!!

I'll tell you what it do. It do editing and nothing else.
I'm starting to worry about Izzy, he hasn't eaten in weeks and I'm sure as hell not gonna feed him; he coul...

Sakura-Con Panel 2018

Join Something Witty at Anime Bos...I mean Sakura-Con 2018.

Where we show a bunch of stuff that's not in this video.

You guys have seen most of it.

If you want us to come to your area an...

Update: April 16th, 2018

Stardate: 95892.29
It feels like I've been in this basement for weeks. With no food or water...
Except the water I get from the tap and the food that I order and is delivered to me.
WHAT A TE...

$25+ Reward!!! SAOA Episode 13 Preview Clip: "Dick Hydra"

Woo, we're getting there!

Fresh off of it's Sakura-Con premiere, here's a fresh preview clip of SAOA 13 to stick way up inside your mystical, vision granting, flesh orbs that we in the biz call "pic...

Update: April 9th, 2018

Jesus fuck, it's been a while.
We're sorry :(
We were working our butts off to try to have everything all set for Sakura-Con.

Speaking of Sakura-Con, it was amazing. Everyone was so sweet...

COME SEE US AT SAKURA-CON!

SWE Signing
Friday, March 30th
5-6 PM
Shark Robot Booth
Dealer's Hall

SWE Panel (18+)
Friday, March 30th
8-9:30 PM PST
Room 4C-4

Update: March 19th, 2018

Editing continues.

Sakura-Con is in 2 weeks.

Blah blah bleh.

Uh...dicks...I guess?

That is all.

Love,
Something Witty.