Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: TEETH

Jordan Shiveley: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEX GIRLS?
Shiveley: THE HOT HOT LEAN HOT BIG HOT GIRLS?
Shiveley: THE RIGHT...

Midnight Pals: Barnacles?! For Eyes?!

Lyndsey Coal: ahoy there minnows!
Dean Koontz: aye aye cap'n!
Croal: I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUU
Koontz: AYE AYE, CAP'N!
Barker: oh we're doing this bit again? ok
Croal: OHHHHHH
Croal: S...

Midnight Pals: Vice Shark

Jordan Kurella: [scrimshawing a narwal tusk] ahoy there minnows
Dean Koontz: aye aye, cap'n!
Kurella: I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUUU
Koontz: AYE AYE, CAP'N!
Kurella: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kurella...

Midnight Pals: Delicious Boot

Theresa C. Gaynord: i just want to say,i support trump 100% doing anything
Gaynord: i don't care how many children he has to murder, how many grandmothers he has to terrorize
Gaynord: it's al...

Midnight Pals: So Surreal

Leonora Carrington: tea spoons and jelly spoons
Carrington: i'm going to tell you about something i know nothing about
Carrington: one sunny night two dead boys woke up to face each other bac...

Midnight Pals: Girls in Space

[space coven]
Mary Robinette Kowal: listen up, boys!
Kowal: I've got a story for you… the story of the lady astronaut!
Kowal: that's right
Kowal: a lady wants to be an astronaut
Ko...

Midnight Pals: Slap Fight of the Century 2

Poe: you know we've been talking an awful lot about elon musk lately
Poe: maybe we should get back to horror stuff
Poe: after all
Poe: that's kinda our reason for being
Barker: yeah but...

Midnight Pals: Slapfight of the Century

King: hey uh
King: where's elon?
Barker: why? do you want him here?
King: NO
King: no i mean
King: he's usually here
King: it's not like him to not show up
Poe: we moved the ca...

Midnight Pals: The Future of Art

Natasha Lyonne: hey guys so david lynch couldn't be here tonight so he wanted me to tell you all that he thinks AI generated art is the future
King:
Barker:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecra...

Midnight Pals: Orgasm Denial

JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i am here to tell you about my new womensss conferenccce
Rowling: where we will finally end the tyranny of orgasssmsss
Barker: what
Barker: what the ...

Midnight Pals: Get Your Ass to Mars

[space coven]
Robert Heinlein: people, i'm afraid that the situation on earth is hopeless
Heinlein: elon musk has been ejected from the government and with him dies the dream of a utopian lib...

Midnight Pals: Ketamine Bladder

Elon Musk: eyyy stephano king
Musk: now that i'ma no worka at doge
Musk: i haffa more time to forra da important things
Stephen King: oh, like your family?
Musk:
Musk: no
Mu...

Midnight Pals: Elon's Love Life

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of
Elon Musk [rising from bushes]: eyyyy stephano king
King: oh it's elon
King: i thought you were...

Midnight Pals: Secret Identity

Chuck Tingle: good evening, my good chums
King: oh excellent! it's chuck tingle!
King: he's great, he's always so funny
Tingle: actually, chums, this is serious horror
King: what

...

Midnight Pals: The Bowman

Arthur Machen: submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the bowman
Machen: about how some ghostly Agincourt archers appeared out of the heavens to save a troop...

Midnight Pals: Machine Movies

Darren Aronofsky: hey it's me Darren aronofsky, the doyenne of psychological horror
Aronofsky: you may remember me from such innovative psychological horror concepts like
Aronofsky: "what if ...

Midnight Pals: Maine

JA Johnstone: Submitted for the approval, I call this the tale of the blue state bloodsuckers invading real america
JA Johnstone: they ruined the blue states with their nanny state nattering 2025-05-19 17:58:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Anytown Problems

William W Johnstone: tonight, my nephew is going to help me tell a story
JA Johnstone: you bet, unca will!
Stephen King: aw isn't that cute?
King: i remember the first time i had joe he...

Midnight Pals: Chasers

Eve Harms: we've got a story tonight
Mariah Darling: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, we call this the tale of the chasers
Barker: does it involve a sketchy online ad
Da...

Midnight Pals: Revenge Arc

Cat Voleur: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the revenge arc
Voleur: it's about a woman who makes a webcomic about dark web tortures
Voleur: but whe...

Midnight Pals: Worldcon Drama

Hugo Gernsback: hey everyone its me, hugo gernsback
Gernsback: editor of Amazing Stories and namesake of the hugo awards
Gernsback: perhaps you've heard of them?
Clive Barker: oh buddy
...

Midnight Pals: Harry Potter Day

Stephen King: happy harry potter day everyone!
Barker: what
King: today is the day that we remember all the brave souls who lay done their lives for the battle of hogwarts
Barker:
Barke...

Midnight Pals: Magic

HP Lovecraft: everyone, this is harry Houdini the famous magician
Harry Houdini: hey
Stephen King: you know harry Houdini?
Lovecraft: oh yeah we've been looking for a project to work on to...

Midnight Pals: Men

Jude Cook: for too long, the literary world has been dominated by women
Cook: people have been asking 'when will men have a chance?'
Cook: well guess what
Cook: men, your time has finally ...

Midnight Pals: Signals

[a scottish castle with a 4 foot fence]
JK Rowling: finally!
Rowling: after yearss of sstruggle, i have achieved my life goal
Rowling: to be the final arbiter of lesssbianisssm
Rowling:...

Midnight Pals: Sinners

Ryan Coogler: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the sinners
Coogler: so you ever watch a movie where for the first half you think you're watching one ki...

Midnight Pals: The Legend of Lauren Faust

It turns out that there's video footage of the LIVE at Babscon reading of the Legend of Lauren Faust! Here's a little treat for you party people! You can barely even tell that I'm drunk here XD

Midnight Pals: itsa da basilisk

Elon Musk: eeeey Stephano king maybe i tella da story
King: i didn't know you wrote stories, elon
Musk: i paid someone to
Musk: i mean uhhh
Musk: si!

Musk: submit for-a da approva...

Midnight Pals: Elon doing shit

Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy Stephano king!
Stephen King: what is it now elon
Musk: eyyy i decide to steppa back from doge
Musk: now i haffa much more time to hang with my besta b...

The Legend of Lauren Faust

This past weekend, I participated in a live Midnight Pals reading at BABScon 2025 aka the last My Little Pony convention. It was a lot of fun, and if you missed it, you can read the script for your...