Bitter Karella

Get Moonflow for 25% off!

Big news! My psychedelic queer gorefest horror debut MOONFLOW come...

Midnight Pals: No Politics

Damien Leone: hey so some of you might have heard that art the clown hates trump
King:
Barker:
Koontz:
Poe:
Lovecraft:

Leone: now i just want to address this rumor
Barker: y...

Midnight Pals: Terrifier

Damien Leone: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the evil clown
King: oh, is it a demon that appear as a clown to scare children?
Leone: what? no
L...

Midnight Pals: All the Diseases

Wrath James White: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the bug collector
Jones: it's about a guy who's sexually excited by getting diseases
Michael J. ...

Midnight Pals: Muskworld

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [rising out of bushes] eyyy stephano king
King: oh great it's elon
Musk: uh uh uh stephano king maybe you no heara da news
Mus...

Midnight Pals: Corn

Tom Tryon: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of harvest home
Tryon: gentlemen, behold!
Tryon: CORN!
King: oh i don't know about this
King: i alrea...

Midnight Pals: Inklings

Charles Williams: i love to do Christian magic
Aleister Crowley: ugh! this sucks
Crowley: why don't you go hang out and be Christian with your inkling pals!
Williams: fine! i will!

W...

Midnight Pals: Butt Toucher

Edward Lee: bro
Lee: you spank chicks?
Charles Williams: oh yes, quite
Lee: bro
Lee: like
Lee: you touch their butts?
Williams: yes
Lee: bro
Lee: that's sick bro
Lee: you...

Midnight Pals: White Mage

Charles Williams: Submitted for the approval of the midnight pals, I call this the tale of the devil and the lady
Williams: it's about a woman who gets impregnated by the devil to birth the anti...

Midnight Pals: Sorry if i scared you

Mae Murray: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i all this the tale of the girl who gets possessed by her sentient abortion
Murray: but don't worry, this abortion just wants to h...

Midnight Pals: Factory Fun

Thomas Ligotti: i hope you've all had fun with these jovial tales of jolly clowns, puppets and festivals
King: and how!
Ligotti: but now it's time to turn our attention to more adult matters<...

Midnight Pals: Nosferatu

Robert Eggers: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the nosferatu
Barker: oh we've heard this one before
Eggers: not the way i tell it!
Barker: has i...

Midnight Pals: The white powder that makes you into a goo

Arthur Machen: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the white powder
Machen: it's about this white powder that turns you into a big blob of goo

Bark...

Midnight Pals: Psychic Self-Defense

Dion Fortune: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the winged bull
Fortune: its about a woman who falls in with an evil occult society run by this disgusti...

Midnight Pals: Prince Bytor

Stephen King: i'm gonna be over at unicorn fuck club tonight
Clive Barker: yeah me too
Poe: why are you both going to unicorn fuck club tonight?
Barker: why not? it's my prerogative 2025-01-01 21:38:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Graveyard Smash

Craig Brownlie: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the monster friends
Brownlie: it's about a bunch of monsters who get together in order to have some so...

Midnight Pals: Tears of a Clown

Hailey Piper: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call the tale of the clown transformation
Barker: how sexy is this clown tf
Piper: it's not really sexy
Barker:
Barke...

Midnight Pals: Puppygal Sluts

Garrett Cook: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the harem of trans puppygirl werewolf sluts
Barker: yes... ha ha YES!
Barker: there isn't a word in t...

Midnight Pals: The Monkey

Stephen King: guys, big news!
King: my story the monkey is being adapted for the big screen!
King: by james wan and Osgood Perkins!
King: they're really in right now!
Barker: yeah you h...

Midnight Pals: So Much for the Tolerant Left

Jesse Singal: mommy mommy i was murdered and no one cares Big 5
Publisher: poor boy! we care, jesse! here, have another publishing contract
Singal: b-but last time my book got remaindered <...

Midnight Pals: The Return

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: jesssse ssssingal returnsss
Rowling: what newsss, wormtongue?
Rowling: isss it good?
Jesse Singal: mommy...

Midnight Pals: Quality Journalism

Jesse Singal: [crying into the fisher price talky telephone] help police please send help
Singal: the trans were mean to me online!
Singal: and for no reason!
Singal: i'm just a journal...

Midnight Pals: The Passion of Jesse

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: what newsss, wormtongue?
Rowling: how goes the infiltration of bluesssky?
Jesse Singal: mommy mommy
Sing...

Midnight Pals: Fanfic

Poe: welcome to tonight's meeting of the midnight society
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers?
Poe: you're just in time, mary
Poe: Washington irving was about to tell a story
Shelley:
She...

Midnight Pals: Just askin questions

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i'm back from my advissory role in the transs genocide
Rowling: Obergruppenführer ssstarmer thought i had sssom...

Midnight Pals: Obelisk

Wyle E. Young: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the big black obelisk
Lovecraft: [sweats] a big black obelisk???
Young: that's right
Young: ma...

Midnight Pals: Radio Googoo

Stephen King: guys i'm kinda bummed today
King: as you know i own 3 radio stations in the Bangor maine area
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
King: but unfortunately i have to shut ...

Midnight Pals: Eyes

Rebecca Rowland: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the optic nerve
Rowland: it's about a scientist who's researching a pill to restore eyesight
Row...

Midnight Pals: HBO

King: guys, did you hear that there's a new harry potter series on HBO?
Barker: steve i could not care less because i am not a child
Barker: i'm an adult and when i want to watch a show about...

Midnight Pals: D&D

Elon Musk: mama mia
Musk: life, itsa seems so empty
Musk: [touching a framed portrait of Stephen King] since my-a best frienda moved away

Musk: i'm-a so depressed
Musk: grok, what sh...