Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: Ramble On

Stephen King: hey remember when led zeppelin did that song about Gollum stealing bilbo's girlfriend?
JRR Tolkien: what
King: yeah you know
King: ramble on
Tolkien: WHAT

King: [sin...

Midnight Pals: Dune vs Middle Earth

Frank Herbert: i'm going to tell a story about this space cocaine that lets you do super hard math and its made of worm poop, inshallah
JRR Tolkien:
Tolkien: i hate this
Tolkien: i hate th...

Midnight Pals: Fictional Writer

Jamie Lee Curtis: hello midnight society
King: jamie lee curtis! oh wow!
King: i loved you in Shelley Duvall's Tall Tales & Legends
Curtis: oh yeah i was in that
Curtis: sorry t...

Midnight Pals: Tenebous at 3

Matt Blairstone: i'm matt blairstone of tenebrous press
Blairstone: publisher of such quality literature as split scream
Blairstone: featuring bitter karella's The Ballad of Horse Girl...

Midnight Pals: The Sower

Octavia Butler: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the parable of the sower
Butler: the parable of the tale of the sower
Butler: the tale of the sower...

Midnight Pals: Stephen Leaves

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king
King: what is it now elon
Musk: eyyyy you mean el supreme generalissimo Musk es...

Midnight Pals: Elon's Victory

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of
Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyy Stephano king
King: well well well if it isn't the president...

Midnight Pals: Lukundoo

Edward Lucas White: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the lukundoo
White: ok so imagine this
White: an explorer in darkest Africa falls victim to a w...

Midnight Pals: The Bad Timeline

Harry Turtledove: greetings citizens of earth 16
Poe: hi harry
King: hi harry
Koontz: hi
Lovecraft: hello
Barker: hey
Turtledove: i hope that the timeline hasn't been irrevocably ...

Midnight Pals: Dark Days Coming

King: hey guys sorry i'm late
King: i just could not get up this morning
King: feels like I've been sleeping for days
King: what did i miss?
King: how did the election go?
Lovec...

Midnight Pals: Hyena Eyes

Ray Aldridge: submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the hyena eyes
Aldridge: have you ever thought how scary i would be if your boyfriend just spent all day...

Midnight Pals: Mask Off

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the m
Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes in full SS uniform] eyyy stephano king
Musk: you lika my new outfit?
King: what?? No!!!
King: i do...

Midnight Pals: Fandom

Alan Moore: [appearing in a clap of thunder] BEHOLD!
King: the arch magus!
Barker: the arch magus!
Poe: the arch magus!
Lovecraft: the arch magus!
Koontz: the grand nagus!
P...

Midnight Pals: Bury Your Gays

Chuck Tingle: hello chums it's me chuck tingle, totally normal guy
Tingle: tonight i have a totally normal story for you
King: oh boy! a real tingler! i can't wait!
King: i bet it's real w...

Midnight Pals: Peerage

JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: boy it's been sso trying lately
Rowling: the british government keepss trying to give me a peerage
Rowling: but i keep telling them 'look, i'm too bu...

Midnight Pals: Palmer Mystery

Ray Palmer: listen midnight society i got a crazy story you gotta hear!
Palmer: i found this guy, Richard shaver
Palmer: he's got a story you wouldn't believe
Palmer: but every word of it ...

Midnight Pals: Jurassichrist

Michael Allen Rose: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, Michael allen rose presents the tale of jurassichrist by Michael allen rose, read by Michael allen rose, performed by Michael...

Midnight Pals: Fairy Stories

AM Shine: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Pals, I call this tale the return of the fairies
Shine: In our last episode, our heroine had just escaped the forest where the evil fairies l...

Midnight Pals: Furries

Midnight Pals: Crickets

[at terfcon 2024]
Helen Joyce: good morning to all my fellow terfs
Joyce: welcome to terfon '24
Joyce: as a reminder, please don't take off your JK Rowling masks outside of the headless lo...

Midnight Pals: The Devil's Cat

William W Johnstone: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the devil's cat
Johnstone: don't like it? don't worry
Johnstone: in the time that it took you ...

Midnight Pals: Muppet LOTR

[at unicorn fuck club]
Jim Henson: hi ho jim the Henson here
Henson: tonight I've got a fantasy story i think you'll really enjoy
Henson: it's about a planet inhabited entirely by puppets<...

Midnight Pals: The Mystery of San Gottardo

HR Giger: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the mystery of San Gottardo
Giger: einmal war das die dinsbum dass war armen und beinen die biomachaniker ka...

Midnight Pals: Biology

JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i am born again! hallelujah!
Rowling: tell me
Rowling: have you heard
Rowling: the good word about biology?
Poe: what
Poe: what is...

Midnight Pals podcast: Season 2 coming!

BIG NEWS! Season 2 of the Midnight Pals podcast is coming soon, so enjoy a little October season preview with a little mini-episode where the Pals meet Candyman in... The Tale of the Candyman! 🍭...

Midnight Pals: Roast

Laird Barron: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of more dark
Barron: it's about this reclusive horror writer called Tom L
Barron: no wait that's too o...

Midnight Pals: Wizards

[at unicorn fuck club]
Brandon Sanderson: boy, i love being a fantasy writer!
Sanderson: and the best part of being a fantasy writer?
Sanderson: it's talking about wizards!
Terry Go...

Midnight Pals: Italian PM

Stephen King: submitted for the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] heeey stephano king!
Musk: i justa wanta you to know
Musk: i did notta have an affair witha the prime minister offa italy...

Midnight Pals: Carrie

Stephen King: check it out guys!
King: they're publishing a book of essays about Carrie!
King: we got richard chizmar, bentley little, mick garris, norman prentiss, tom deady, Anthony Brezn...

Midnight Pals: Sssspace Sstory 2

JK Rowling: i don't need you lot!
Rowling: i don't need any of you!
Rowling: i'm gonna go over to sspace coven to tell my new sstory!
Barker: yeah have fun with that
Rowling: I will!! 2024-09-23 17:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post