I keep a few posts in a little folder to remind myself of what I hope to achieve one day. It'd be interesting to share those posts, so here goes. I've done a lot of variations of this one, but ...
2023-10-05 05:40:17 +0000 UTC View PostThe “128 Slave Rules” was written by a Fetlifian in 1786 by the look of it. Here are a few to sample:
“I worship my master. I worship my master’s body. The power of my master... 2023-10-05 05:33:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Frank can lick pussy for hours. Telling you so is his Fetlife mating call. All pussy-kind is supposed to be profoundly appreciative of his patience and oral endurance, but all I can think is, “Ok...
2023-10-02 03:15:57 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were to name my most hated BDSM belief, it would be that all dominants should protect their subs. It assumes that male dominants are uniquely qualified for a role that we can't perform for our...
2023-10-01 06:57:50 +0000 UTC View Post
They never put the second picture up, though.
2023-09-30 07:16:35 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Bobby Dog, and everyone loved him so much they put the picture on all kinds of websites. I don't agree with the victim-blaming, in the caption though. Too loud? <sulk>
2023-09-30 07:15:36 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve received some spectacularly horrible unsolicited messages from strangers on Fetlife. There was the sock who told me he wanted to watch me bleed out while hung over a bath and the reader who ...
2023-09-30 06:07:22 +0000 UTC View PostThis is not RACK:
I’m a risk-aware skydiver. I know diving out of planes is potentially hazardous, so I don’t have to check my gear before jumping. Being risk-aware is enough. It... 2023-09-30 05:46:42 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a shame I tinted this one. It would have been better with the right colours.
2023-09-27 06:29:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I bought this for a wedding in my twenties. On the day of the event, I ironed it and burned a hole into the back. I said fuck it and wore it, but I never had the gall to wear it again. I'm still so...
2023-09-27 06:27:05 +0000 UTC View Post
At my childhood home, visiting Gauteng for the week and doing crosswords.
2023-09-27 06:24:49 +0000 UTC View Post
This was an amazing era. Seven years ago, new to the scene, and doing parties right, left, and centre.
2023-09-27 06:22:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Me back in the day when you had to write all your poems out by hand.
2023-09-27 06:17:48 +0000 UTC View Post
We were buried in a cloud of monkeys that day. It was the best kind of fun.
2023-09-27 06:15:59 +0000 UTC View Post
This is why all the doggos go crazy when the volunteers arrive.
2023-09-27 06:13:06 +0000 UTC View Post
This was one of the toughest hikes I've ever done. Pretty much the whole trail was built from these crazy rocks. It was problem solving all the way.
2023-09-27 06:11:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Bobby used to take all the things inside, then outside again. He might put them down, but if you try to take them, he'd pick them up and take them outside, then inside again.
2023-09-27 06:08:50 +0000 UTC View PostNever ask a girl about how to get girls. If you're trying to catch a fish, you don't ask the fish. You ask a fisherman. – Norman
The odd thing about fish is that they don...
2023-09-27 06:06:45 +0000 UTC View PostYou know the guy: He’s not in your inbox to extract personalised smut, just to ask your advice about the humiliating three way he had with his girlfriend and a guy with a huge cock. He’d never ...
2023-09-26 08:35:02 +0000 UTC View PostI recently had a (vanilla) conversation that went something like this:
I’m not going to do X. It might harm you.
I’m already destroyed. It’s okay to do X.
Destruction isn’...
2023-09-26 08:24:34 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I found the kink community, I was an exhibitionist and a slave. That was another life. I’m living this life now, and every streak of exhibitionism in me has evaporated. These days, ‘demise...
2023-09-24 07:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostYour team lost and life has thus ceased to... 2023-09-24 05:50:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Fetlife is confronting for the socially anxious. You want to be an active part of scene, but a room full of kinky strangers is what horror movies are made of. If you have this disorder, presenting ...
2023-09-22 08:17:50 +0000 UTC View PostA kinkster who’s “never made mistakes” is a kinkster who will make the same mistakes over and over until she gets old enough to wear purple. If there’s a brighter red flag than that, I’ll...
2023-09-21 10:34:14 +0000 UTC View PostThe last time we hit the Twenties, flappers in long pearl necklaces danced the Charleston to the tunes of live jazz bands. People drank Champaign like water and threw out their morals with last nig...
2023-09-21 10:07:05 +0000 UTC View PostThis morning I received a lovely message. It was about recipes and creativity, but then he threw this sentence in at the end:
You must be one hell of a fuck. Give me your address and... 2023-09-21 10:05:12 +0000 UTC View Post
K&P has, at last, been freed from clickbait hell. “Press love” posts will now be detrended so that we can re...
2023-09-21 10:04:33 +0000 UTC View Post
