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Midnight Pals: Sticks

Karl Edward Wagner: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the sticks
Wagner: so there's this guy out walking in the woods
Wagner: and he sees some sticks...

2024-03-12 18:18:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: One Joke

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: today i am going to tell
Rowling: the one joke
Allison Bailey: the joke! the one joke!
Helen Joyce: dark...

2024-03-10 18:37:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Dodie Smith: i've got another story about pongo and missus
King: ah do the dogs go on another fun adventure?
Smith: no this time aliens put all humans to sleep and give dogs psychic powers 2024-03-08 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Dogs

Clive Barker: now everyone i want you all to welcome a real scary story by dodie smith
Poe: um clive
Poe: is this really appropriate
Barker: oh yeah trust me this is gonna be REAL scary 2024-03-07 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Haunted Home

Ai Jiang: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the town where all the houses are haunted
Barker: that rules
King: yeah that sounds really cool
Jiang:...

2024-03-06 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Shedding

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i have terrible, bone-chilling newsss
Rowling: did you know that india willoughby exisssstsss? &nbs...

2024-03-04 22:36:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Omelas Solvers

Stephen King: so ursula we're all been thinking it over
King: and i think we finally figured out a solution for omelas
Ursula Le Guin: why are you doing this
King: no no we've r...

2024-03-02 18:57:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Hackin'

King: i can't believe elon's grok is pretending i'm friends with him
King: i need to stop that AI before everyone believes it!
King: i've got to hire a hacker
King: franz, you've got to he...

2024-03-01 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Grok

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight-
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king!
King: elon, please stop
Musk: you anna me, we besta friends eh stephano king?...

2024-02-29 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Fan fic

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i have excellent newsss
Allison Bailey: yes! yes!
Julie Bindel: yes! tell us more dark lord
Helen ...

2024-02-28 19:05:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Hugo Drama

Hugo Gernsback: hey everyone its me, hugo gernsback
Gernsback: editor of Amazing Stories and namesake of the hugo awards
Gernsback: perhaps you've heard of them?
Clive Barker: oh buddy
...

2024-02-22 22:53:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: The Weed that Makes you Depressed

Algernon Blackwood: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the haunted weed
Blackwood: so there's this weed that's SO dank
Blackwood: that if you smoke ...

2024-02-19 23:24:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: The Mind Killer

Denis Villeneuve: hey frank what if we put a giant rubber bondage spider in dune
Frank Herbert: [snorting space cocaine] sounds great!

David Lynch: what if i taped a cat to a rat and then ...

2024-02-17 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Dunc

Denis Villeneuve: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of dunc
Villeneuve: and unlike david lynch
David Lynch: the dark in the deep, the eyes in the snail<...

2024-02-15 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Elon's Back

King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king
Koontz: oh steve! it's your friend!
King: he's not my friend
Koon...

2024-02-14 20:58:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Desert Planet 2

Frank Herbert: hey man
Fitz James O'Brien: hey
Herbert: so uh
Herbert: you got any more of that
Herbert: special stuff?
O'Brien: maybe
O'Brien: why don't you sit down and play som...

2024-02-12 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Desert Planet

Stephen King: so i'm gonna go over to space coven tonight to tell a story
Clive Barker: what, the sci fi nerds? good luck with that
King: oh they're not so bad once you get to know them, cliv...

2024-02-11 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Scary Mountains

HP Lovecraft: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the mountains of madness
Lovecraft: it's about a scientific expedition to antarctica that finds a terrif...

2024-02-10 17:57:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Trilby

George du Maurier: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of trilby
du Maurier: its about this girl named trilby that everyone loves
du Maurier: cuz she's ju...

2024-02-02 19:09:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: A New Scam

L Ron Hubbard: hey friends its me again, your old pal Honest Ron

Poe: what's your scam this time ron

Hubbard: i'm hurt, friend, hurt!

Hubbard: i'm just an honest merchant, a purve...

2024-02-01 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

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