I don't remember when or for how much i got this but it's worth showing off a little for the graphics alone. I probably paid less than a dollar for it and I'm pretty sure no one's ever heard of it,...
2024-05-15 08:44:48 +0000 UTC View PostI got a legend for ya, the legend of the time i played Rayman Legends. It's not a legend, it's real and right in front of you. Why the hell is this game called Rayman Legends anyway? What legends ...
2024-05-15 08:13:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Tragic. This game made one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen just to immediately kill her, and I'm pretty sure she turns into a monster later on. If you've ever wondered why God creates life jus...
2024-05-15 04:22:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there really a point to writing anything here? Do i gotta explain this? It's DOOM. You are watching a video of me playing DOOM Eternal and It's a wild and crazy game full of gore and guts and de...
2024-05-15 04:03:13 +0000 UTC View Post
The Wrestlemania monster was such a dystopian terror this year that i almost forgot about this furtive AEW show a week later. I barely had the spiritual energy left to comprehend what i was seeing ...
2024-05-14 21:56:58 +0000 UTC View Post
This is The Jerk and if you haven't seen it you don't know shit about comedy or life. This coming of age tale will make you a better person. You will be healed by laughter and filled with love. It ...
2024-05-12 23:07:38 +0000 UTC View Post
GOD RELEASE ME FROM THIS PLACE. TAKE ME AWAY FROM THE ADS, THE CELEBRITIES AND THE FOOLS. MY LORD, I BEG OF THEE... SEND DOWN YOUR AVENGING ANGELS TO CLEANSE THE DEGENERACY OF THIS FAILED SOCIETY W...
2024-05-10 02:08:52 +0000 UTC View PostGather round peasants and peons, the benevolent ruling class is here to brighten your day. So pay the fee to watch the rich kids play. What a wonderful world this is, what a fabulous and enlightene...
2024-05-10 00:47:07 +0000 UTC View Post
This year, I'm determined to get this out while there might still be some free comic book day stuff in the stores. This was an extra pain in the butt because my office is currently being used to sh...
2024-05-10 00:01:37 +0000 UTC View PostOn tonight's Groovy Tubi Doobie Smokin Buff Movie Boof-off, a double feature of scary thrills... and skunky swill. First, i revisit the beloved 90s horror anthology masterpiece, Tales From The Hood...
2024-05-01 04:59:37 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a cool game from a thousand years ago that i never played because the magazines lied and said it was bad. What the hell is bad about this game? It's a car combat clusterfuck with wacky carto...
2024-05-01 04:47:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm the best there is at what i do, and what i do is look mean and say cool stuff. Here's me saying some real cool stuff about some real cool comics about a real cool guy that i know, goes by the n...
2024-05-01 04:38:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I smell what The Rock is cooking. It smells of shit. I could have merely included this review in a Tubi Tales text post but it was so offensively smelly i wanted you to hear the sincerity in my voi...
2024-05-01 03:38:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I graciously offered someone this double doobie scooby movie reviewbie for the price of one Buff Movie Review some time ago, but it never went through and i never got paid. Maybe the person died or...
2024-04-30 01:42:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hold on to your butts cause this is the real shit. This ain't no stupid silly My Japanese Animes video, or some torturous agonizing YOUR Japanese anime ordeal, but a real life video essay, for the...
2024-04-30 01:24:58 +0000 UTC View Post
The Venom symbiote is a good boy. He just wants somebody to be his friend. He can't help it that he's an outer space rage monster and basically a drug that slowly corrupts and destroys the lives of...
2024-04-25 00:21:11 +0000 UTC View PostThis episode is Indie as fuck. Oh wait, they all are, cause I'm indie as fuck. In fact I'm the only one. Everyone else is a pretender. I've done everything myself for 15 years and I have nothing to...
2024-04-19 01:06:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a powerful compulsion to always be discovering new music, and Bandcamp has been coming in very h...
2024-04-01 04:58:43 +0000 UTC View PostI was already a man, fully grown by the time i found out Zombies Ate My Neighbors had a sequel. Most of you probably didn't know either. Has anyone ever played this game? I've never even heard anyo...
2024-04-01 04:14:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Time to kick it oldschool with a classic. I'm sure most of you have heard of this game but if you haven't, you've definitely heard it's music in about 5,000 of my videos over the years. It's one of...
2024-04-01 04:00:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Snootchie bootchies, little nootchies. Jason Mewes has been a comedy hero of mine ever since i was 8, ...
2024-04-01 03:38:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's Tubi Movie theme is revenge. Mostly Korean revenge, but also some Batman, avenging his parents ...
2024-04-01 01:43:58 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the kind of game where the story can only get in the way, because all i wanna do is drive around in my 1920s car. looking at pretty dames on the street and honking my horn that goes AAAOOOG...
2024-03-31 20:24:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Jesus, he knows me, and he knows I'm right. But i don't know what the Hell this game is. No one does. Only two people have ever heard of this game, me, and now you. It must have been divine interve...
2024-03-30 16:54:37 +0000 UTC View Post
God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for playing a Sonic game. Not even a real Sonic game either. It's just another of those asinine Sonic Racing games where he drives a car despite being, you know, Sonic. It...
2024-03-30 16:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Years ago i abandoned many hours of recorded Witcher 3 commentary because it was too insipid to even listen back to, but now I've found it again and felt like salvaging at least some of it, until I...
2024-03-30 16:01:46 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm a simple man with a simple dream. A dream of owning a time machine. Ubisoft knows this and has been weaponizing my dream against me since the X-Box 360 days. They know that all i really want to...
2024-03-30 08:31:28 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode i take a look at a very sexy and cool Marvel Swimsuit magazine, which features hot pictures of She-Hulk and others to get big horny for. I couldn't find pics online of the actual pa...
2024-03-30 00:39:34 +0000 UTC View Post
The porpoise-people of the pod-squad continue to project pod topics into my pituitary as per the power of paying me patronage. They cry out for answers about all that's important in life. Today it'...
2024-03-28 23:26:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Here are some new short reviews of cool stuff i saw on Tubi, the free and theref...
2024-03-01 05:59:22 +0000 UTC View Post