Colleen Hoover: well golly
Hoover: i don't know why everyone's so scared of lil' ol' me
Hoover: i'm just a girl, after all
Hoover: just a harmless girl
Hoover: i just love normal gir...
2025-12-02 17:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostNora Roberts: ah here we are
Poe: nora? aren't you usually at the romance campfire?
Roberts: yeah but i wanted to bring you a new member
Poe: a new member?
Roberts: yeah meet colleen ho...
That's right, we're going to tell you about Homestuck and YOU'RE GONNA LIST...
2025-12-01 05:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i want you all to say hello to graham linehan
Rowling: he'ss jussst a normal man
Graham Linehan: [weari...
It's a full moon, and Stephen King's evil alter ego, Richard Bachman, has escaped!
It’s the night of the full moon, and someone forgot...
2025-11-27 07:45:58 +0000 UTC View PostStephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy Stephano king
Musk: itsa me, you besta friend elon
Musk: elon m...
Beatrice Winifred Iker: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the demon at the HBCU
Lovecraft: what's a HBCU
Iker: it's a historically bl
Poe: oh no d...
This week, we look at the forgotten 1994 action flick The Shadow and find a...
2025-11-24 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostVery excited to receive my contributor copy of "Five Raging Hearts," a very cool new collection of splatterpunk shorts written in response to these dark time. It features stories by Wile E Young, C...
2025-11-23 06:16:43 +0000 UTC View PostGuillermo del Toro: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of frankenstein
del Toro: but
del Toro: this frankenstein is a little different
Bram Stoker:...
It's the Fabulous Funnies -- a 1970s cartoon that adapts Alley Oop, the Kat...
2025-11-17 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostKing: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the running man
King: it's about a dystopian future where real people's pain is exploited for television rating...
Joe Hill: but if you think THAT'S scary
Hill: wait until you hear about the tale of the black phone 2
Hill: oh hero, named Finn
Hill: like Stranger Things!
Hill: is now in the 80s
Hi...
Stephen King: okay guys today my boy joe is going to tell a story
King: and we're all gonna give him our full attention okay?
Barker: sure
King: and we're gonna act like it's really great,...
King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the
Elon Musk [rising out of bushes]: eyyyy stephano king Musk: itsa me, elon!
Barker: hey it's your pal
King: he's...
It's the Fabulous Funnies -- a 1970s cartoon that adapts Alley Oop, the Kat...
2025-11-10 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostStephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy Stephano king
King: oh criminy
King: this again
King: is there no one who will rid me of this vexi...
It's HP Lovecraft’s turn, so he tells a story about a town with a dark secret that is almost certainly “There’s a squid”.
It's HP Lovecra...
2025-11-07 18:44:57 +0000 UTC View PostStephen King: hey guys guess what?
King: the blue wave is back!🌊🌊🌊
King: it's curtains for DRUMP!
King: end of the line for mango mussolini!
King: no more orange julius cae...
Clive Barker: hey steve where's your friend elon
Stephen King: he's not my friend
Barker: yeah sure so where is he?
Barker: haven't seen him allllll day
Barker: wonder what's up wit...
Brom: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of slewfoot
Brom: it's about this puritan woman who befriends a devil named samson
Barker: why's it called sle...
just a helpful reminder
2025-11-03 18:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostSince I mostly only post Midnight Pals stuff here on my Patreon, I don't know how familiar some of you might be with my other projects. So you may not know that I also have a regular weekly podcas...
2025-11-03 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostVivian Moira Valentine: [descending into frame on a black parasol] hello lovelies of the night!
Valentine: I've got a fun flirty little tale for you, as sweet and spooky as a dark chocolate truf...
Very excited to announce that, in honor of the holiest day of the year (Halloween), Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals: The Podcast is BACK, with a special Halloween treat -- the pals ...
2025-10-31 20:33:43 +0000 UTC View Post[at unicorn fuck club]
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy it'sa me, elon!
JRR Tolkien: elon musk?!
Tolkien: my word! I don't think we've ever had you at OUR campfire before!
Tolkien:...
Whitley Strieber: welcome back, grey wolves, to the dreamland with whitley Strieber
Strieber: the podcast that asks the questions the Bilderberg illuminati reverse vampires don’t want you to a...
Just a little announcement that I'll be at the One Year Anniversary for Sacramento's Bloodstone Books on Nov. 1. I'll be on a panel with cool authors like Tara Sim and Hironn Ennes! Check the link ...
2025-10-27 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHailey Piper: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the game in yellow
Piper: what if there was a book that, if you read it, it made you go insane
Piper:...
Charlie Jane Anders: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the lessons in magic and disaster
Anders: sometimes having a relationship with your parents is di...