Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: Weapons

Zach Cregger: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the weapons
Cregger: it's just out in theaters!
Cregger: so if you care about spoilers maybe stop r...

Midnight Pals: The Kids Ain't Alright

TL Bodine: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight society, I call this the tale of children in peril
Stephen Gresham: no!
John Saul: YES!

Saul: i love stories with reckless child en...

Midnight Pals: Bra Sales

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i jussst found out that there exissstsss a transss sssalesss assssociate in a department ssstore
Rowling: appare...

Midnight Pals: Concert

Adam Nevill: so these metalheads are all, like, whoa, if we summon a demon, we'll go down in history as the greatest metal band of all time
Stephen King: whoa! what an idea!
King: do you th...

Midnight Pals: Ritual

Adam Nevill: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the ritual
King: oh man we love that movie!
Nevill: yeah well the novel's a little differen...

Midnight Pals: Dorley

Alyson Greaves: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of dorley hall
Greaves: and welcome to it

Greaves: it's this university dorm where they force fem y...

Midnight Pals: The Three Rs

Angela Carter: see, the way it works is you take an existing myth or legend
King: uh huh
Carter: and then you add the 3 Rs
Carter: you REimagine
Carter: REcontextualize
Carter: and R...

Midnight Pals: Heinous Losers

[mysterious campfire of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i have a new tasssk for you
Rowling: and thisss isss one that even a gaggle of buffoonsss like you can a...

Midnight Pals: Tesla Diner

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the mid
Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyyyyy stephano king
Clive Barker: hey look it's stephen's friend
King: for the last time, clive, we ...

Midnight Pals: Cosmic Horror

HP Lovecraft: what if you you saw a cosmic horror and it made you go crazy

August Derleth: what if you saw a cosmic horror and HP Lovecraft wrote it

Robert W Chambers: what if you saw a...

Midnight Pals: Red Peak

Craig DiLouie: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the children of red peak
Guillermo del Toro: ah! you mean
DiLouie: no
DiLouie: no i don't mean 2025-07-23 16:08:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Midnight Pals: Far From Streets

Michael Griffin: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of being far from streets
Griffin: it's about this couple who build a nice relaxing vacation house
...

Midnight Pals: Creepshow

Stephen King: george i hear you're gonna direct my creepshow movie
George Romero: yup
King: do you think
King: do you think i could be in it?
Romero:
King: see, i've always want...

Midnight Pals: oh no

Stephen King: guys, i have an announcement
King: the epstein file is real
King: so is the tooth fairy and santa claus
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker: uhhhh is th...

Midnight Pals: Anime Wife

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy stephano king
Musk: check it out, i maka an anime girlfriend...

Midnight Pals: Strange Houses

Uketsu: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the strange house
Uketsu: i invite you all to look at the floor plan of this house
Uketsu: and try to fig...

Midnight Pals: Mormon Space Whales

[space coven]
Eric James Stone: submitted for the approval of space coven, I call this the tale of the swales
Stone: you might even call it
Stone: a swale of a tale
Stone: ha ha ha

Midnight Pals: Bones

John Langan: you're telling me EVERYONE has a skeleton inside?
Poe: that's right
Langan:
Langan: i don't get it
David Niall Wilson: edgar, let me try
Wilson: i think i can explain it...

Midnight Pals: Mr Gaunt

John Langan: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of Mr Gaunt
Langan: so there's this guy who has a weird butler named Mr. Gaunt
Langan: and the thing ab...

Midnight Pals: Grok is a nazi

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king
Koontz: oh! it's elon! elon's back!
King:
Koontz: elon's back, steve!
King: yes de...

Midnight Pals: Anti-woke campfire

King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the clown that lived in the sewers
Dan Simmons: i've had enough of you and your wokescold cultural marxist oppr...

Midnight Pals: The Future

Alan Moore: [appears in a clap of thunder] Behold! The Arch Magus!
Poe: The arch magus!
King: the arch magus!
Barker: the arch magus!
Koontz: the arch magus!
Lovecraft: the arch...

Midnight Pals: Crossed

Garth Ennis: now i've got a real SHOCKING story for ya
Ennis: but this ain't your dad's horror story
Ennis: don't try to hold me back! i'm a mad man!
Ennis: i don't care whose toes I step ...

Midnight Pals: Rapture

Judith Sonnet: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of psych ward blues
Sonnet: it's about what if god was an insane monster who hates his creation
Dean Ko...

Midnight Pals: Variants

King: i'm so tired of elon musk always trying to be my friend
King: i can't tell you how tired i am of all the sycophants and hangers-on
Richard Chizmar: i know, right?
Chizmar: not lik...

Midnight Pals: Unfriended

JK Rowling: i was jusst thinking, maybe we should ssecretly photograph women in public bathroomss
Rowling: you know, in casse they're transss
Stephen Fry: so um
Fry: i don't think we shoul...

Midnight Pals: Dark Tower

Stephen King: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the dark tower
King: and here's the crazy thing, guys
King: i'm telling this story
King: but i'...

Midnight Pals: Fat Dog

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Allison Bailey: dark lord, dark lord, help me!
Bailey: the vet told me my dog is TOO FAT
Rowling: my god
Rowling:...

Midnight Pals: Chimera

Bitter Karella: [carrying bindle sack] siiigh
Karella: ahem
Karella: AHEM
Poe: oh sorry what's going on?
Poe: what's with the bindle sack?
Karella: oh THIS bindle sack? this one righ...

Midnight Pals: V O I D

Edward Lee: ok bro
Lee: trust me you're gonna have so much fun
Jordan Shiveley: i bet it won't be as much fun as the v o i d consuming my flesh
Lee: naw naw i's gonna be lit [shoves casset...