In this one Bart attempts to make a baby because that's the kind of plot The Simpsons was doing around season 21. He spends the episode trying to get Homer and Marge to fuck because he wants a brot...
2025-03-27 13:31:30 +0000 UTC View Post
If y'all wuz literat yood alredy no bout dis Sowth Ameracan masterpees. But I have bore witness to the proud lack of culture among the online swine long enough to know it's up to me to play teacher...
2025-03-26 22:11:42 +0000 UTC View Post
It's true. I really did it. Of my own will and volition, I watched an anime. This one is hilarious, full of yummy food, and has the coolest chick in the world. What more even needs to be said? Noth...
2025-03-17 18:02:53 +0000 UTC View Post
This is one of the episodes everyone loves. Even normies remember it. A psychological deep dive into the twisted and ruined warzone of Helga's tormented mind. My tormented mind is held together and...
2025-03-17 14:25:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Daredevil lives in Hell's Kitchen, I live in Hell's toilet. Aside from that we basically have the same life. Here's a cool video where I tell you all about his critically acclaimed 2010 Mark Waid a...
2025-03-17 13:43:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Behold the Wrestle-Man in his natural habitat, the Wrestle-Room. I've been way behind on wrestle stuff because I was busy with all the silly little cartoons and animes you people were throwing at m...
2025-03-15 13:58:00 +0000 UTC View Post
What an enlightening round of requests this was. I made no actual profit because I set it obscenely cheap and many of your requests were asinine, assy, Hellish, and Smellish. But this is the last, ...
2025-03-13 15:17:14 +0000 UTC View Post
To be clear, this is a review which happens to be extremely goofy of A Goofy Movie, not a review of An Extremely Goofy Movie 2025-03-13 11:54:24 +0000 UTC View Post
This month's Shudder Crud theme is women having a terrible time and going totally nuts. No I don't mean that in a sexist way, you chumps. I mean it in a totally rad and gnarly way. 3 films, 3 prett...
2025-03-01 05:57:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a very special double creature feature of fuck. I got 2 reviews in one here. That's 2 stinky movies i half watched, which equals 1 foul nightmare of fecal frights, and one cool dream my brai...
2025-03-01 04:48:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I heard about this one cause it had some wtf buzz online, so i thought I'd join the swarm and see what all the buzz is about, cuz. There's no way to really talk about the movie without spoiling it ...
2025-03-01 03:59:54 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the fastest I've disagreed with myself after recording something. This review of the Batman: The Animated Series pilot episode is mostly centered around hating Man-Bat. But as a pilot episo...
2025-02-28 23:23:15 +0000 UTC View Post
This may not be the most succinct or coherent "review" you've ever seen, but it's an oldskool Endless Jess experience, in the classic style of me. My review is that it's...
2025-02-27 05:20:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Cowabunga, you buncha bungholes! Here's my lovely new talk show all about my favorite fungoids, the Ninja Turtles. Will there ever be more than one episode? I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn...
2025-02-26 22:50:24 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the true rap. The Night Rap. Mista Thug Isolation is me and I am he. I am morose and lugubrious, and the lean got me fucked up.
Somehow these bars feel more relevant today than upon r...
2025-02-04 19:19:48 +0000 UTC View Post
This movie was dumb as hell because of course it was. It's Sonic The Freaking Hedgehog 3. But someone just had to hear what I have to say about it. What even is there to say?
It's just Sonic...
2025-02-03 22:42:57 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the inspirational tale of a boy who gets shot in the butthole and trapped in a whale. Lovingly animated by a passionate bunch of perverted psychos on brain-juice.
This flick has ever...
2025-02-02 20:06:42 +0000 UTC View Post
The Criterion streaming service is only for the real high brow stuff. By which i mean high brow like the people's eyebrow, raised charismatically at a big fat pair of attitude era Sable titties. Th...
2025-02-01 05:54:49 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the return of everyone's favorite random movie reviews, mine. I have selected from my late night musings, a triple-feature of insane mania, 3 demented stories of mentally disturbed dummies doi...
2025-02-01 04:17:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally, a good request for something cool and gnarly. Someone out there had the decency and wisdom to get me talking about S...
2025-02-01 00:02:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the classic episode of Regular Show where someone finally stands up to the two devilish fiends, Dorkdecai and Bitchby. Those two ass clowns are the worst. But do you think they learn any kin...
2025-01-27 16:34:30 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the story of the only TSA guy who's worth a shit and actually does his job, instead of just touching my butt and stealing my dry shampoo. It's a movie on Netflix that you can watch with you...
2025-01-26 19:09:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to Pissed Off Man Reviews Shit. This show is entirely too happy and cute for my current mood, so I tore it a new asshole. I was mean as Hell to it for no reason, and I regret nothing. I'll ...
2025-01-24 22:35:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Of course the first video game request i get has to be a 20 year old obscurity that I don't own and that Nintendo still thinks should be full price on their gay store. Don't worry, I got it running...
2025-01-23 14:30:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh FUCK! Who cut the goddamn cheese in here, baby? Taste the forgotten fumes of an often overlooked Hey Arnold episode that's all about
This Rat Requested a rock n roll record, any rock n roll record, by those ragamuffins who call themselves Green Day. I went the extra mile and spewed my stew on all the ones I've ever...
2025-01-19 16:25:43 +0000 UTC View Post
The first of the Request Rats has spoken, and passed this basketball anime to me like me passing a basketball to Tucker. This is called The First Slam Dunk for some reason, despite it not being the...
2025-01-19 12:33:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Cowabunga you New Year Knuckleheads and Holiday Hose-Brains! I got something better for you to spend your money on than a gym membership you'll use once and never be able to cancel. Resolve instead...
2025-01-11 21:21:05 +0000 UTC View Post
You didn't think you were safe from Mr. Goddamn Bean, did you? Nobody's making it to the New Year alive. You're all gonna drop dead of laughter from Bean's wild antics. If you thought what Kel did ...
2025-01-01 04:48:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Another year down the fucking shitter. Here's one last damn review of a piece of crap film about some gay ass bullshit. It's supposed to be a scary Santa film about a giant krampus monster, only it...
2024-12-31 20:15:19 +0000 UTC View Post