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Autistic woman selfishly refuses to bring human life into dystopian shitshow

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An autistic woman has been branded “selfish” after...

Autistic child playing with toys wrong, say Toy Police

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An autistic child lining up their toys is doing childh...

Rigid! Autistic woman stubbornly changes opinions when she receives new information

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An autistic woman has been accused of “inflexible bla...

Child’s autism cured by family telling them to stop it

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An autistic child has been cured by her family telling ...

Five motivational slogans that will make absolutely no difference to your executive dysfunction

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Here at The Daily Tism, we know how hard it can be to g...

Unique! Autistic adult actually IS like your nephew

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An autistic adult has defie...

Simon Baron-Cohen admits: “Oh shit, I was thinking of Vulcans"

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Autism researcher Simon Bar...

Patreon Live: Getting started in your creative career with special guest Sarah Amero

Get your 2025 diaries out (very carefully, we don’t want to fuck up the first page)! Our first Patreon Live of the year is happening on Sunday 19th January at 6pm GMT!

We’re being joined...

Autistic woman accused of overcompensating bakes “sorry for overcompensating” cake

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An autistic woman accused by a friend of overcompensati...

Tragedy! Autistic woman’s safe food suddenly tastes like diapers

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An autistic woman has been left “bereft” after her...

Devastating! Autistic woman discovers Bluesky’s nuclear block doesn’t extend to real life

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An autistic woman has expressed horror after discovering tha...

The Weekly NT: Christmas pyjamas add touch of festive magic to annual family screaming match

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A family is currently embroiled in a blazing row wh...

Autistic woman becomes billionaire by charging people who have been living in her head rent-free

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An autistic woman has become a real-estate billionaire after...

Clever! AuDHD woman passes off late-for-last-Christmas gifts as early-for-this-Christmas ones

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An AuDHD woman is so late with last year’s Christmas presen...

Where’s my in?? Conversation partner behaving frustratingly appropriately

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An autistic woman has expressed frustration after a new acqu...

Important: Sketch show premiere time in GMT not BST!

Hi all,

Sara here with that ol’ spiky autistic skillset confessing time zones confused the shot out of me and tonight’s premiere is at 6pm GMT, not BST as previously stated! Everyone sho...

Autistic woman’s happiness drastically increases after discovering the word “no”

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An autistic woman has found the key to eternal bliss after f...

Considerate! Autistic woman’s new boyfriend promises to be completely different type of bastard to ex

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An autistic woman’s new love interest has vowed not to tr...

Fascists looking to start culture war with autistics have no idea what they’re in for

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Right-wing assholes looking to start beef with autistics as ...

Diligent! Autistic Santa making a list and checking it at least 15 times

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An autistic man recently appointed the latest F...

Patreon live - be the first to see the Daily Tism Sketch show + Q&A with the writers & producers Sunday 15th December!

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As many of you know, we have been beavering away behind the scenes, having teamed up with the phenomenal Turtle Canyon Comedy to create a short web sketch show pilot. 2024-12-02 11:46:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Study finds weighted blankets like being suffocated but without sweet release of death

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Weighted blankets are a bit like being buried under an...

Autistic man on dating app enjoys spending time in the great indoors

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An autistic man seeking a life partner enjoys spending ...

Chestnuts roasting on open fire “safety hazard”, autistics warn

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Autistics have issued a statement warning neuro...

FFS! This autistic cishet white guy is just like the rest of them

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An autistic cisgender heterosexual white man in ...

Study reveals top cause of autistic anxiety spirals is thumbs-up emoji

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The number one cause of autistic people quietly...

Autistic woman so out of date with fashion she’s come back in style

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An autistic woman has managed to be so out of d...

Smug neurotypical audience repeatedly high-fiving selves despite having had no part in performance

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A neurotypical audience at a concert has attemp...

ANNOUNCEMENT! Our next Patreon live - Sunday 17th November 6pm BST - autistic self-care

Hi all,

We know.

We've got you. Our next Patreon Live is Sunday 17th November at 6pm BST - unsurprisingly on the topic of autistic self-care, glimmers of hope and looking after each ot...

You’re welcome! Autistic woman gifts mediocre man with much better imaginary personality

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An autistic woman with a crush on Some Guy has g...